Ginelik Recalls Storage Containers

1 Sep

The Ginelik Corporation, headquarted on the underplanet Krenylen, has issued a recall notice for its line of sentient tupperware.  Krenylen authorities have received numerous consumer complaints about the sentient storage containers  refusing to store some consumer foods.   ” ‘E  insulted ma cooking ‘e did!” said one visibly shaken homemaker after her sentient sandwich box refused to store her homemade hoagies.” ‘E said I wouldn’t know ‘ow to boil water!”  After gagging on sampling her hoagie, the company’s representative had this to say from his hospital bed,  “Why? Why would anyone put prunes in a hoagie? Why?”.

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